Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
fuck tall people
have fun bumping ya head into table corners while im able to reach overhead kitchen cabinets
pls we’ve developed ladders your kind are obsolete
OH MY GOD
there is no “tumblr hivemind” tumblr does not “contradict itself” nor is tumblr “welcoming and accepting” tumblr is not a single person it’s a fuckton of people with different opinions. those two contradictory text posts by sj bloggers you saw today were made by *gasp* different people! it’s revolutionary, ain’t it?
when u stuck behind slow walkers
*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it
whens the last time these rich ass celebrities used a paper plate
hi im here to ruin everything
smoke detector like 95% made to notify you when somebody who not supposed to be makin grilled cheeses is grillin cheeses